It’s so Bmgood of you to be concerned,
In Ashirts and ties and oh-so-earnestly, G
but I’ll take moCderniDty.F#
I Bmwon’t be sending money
and I Awon’t be spending Sunday with you,
Gso you go tell CHim about DMe.
My atAtendance is F#fine at the
Chorus:
GChurch of the EmLatter CDays of ASummer.
CPraise the Eel AmRiver—
let it Fbaptize Cme.
And I’ll Emworship Our CLady of FConstant CSunburn.
She’s the Gone true god-
damn Emthing I can beD6lieve.CEmF#
Verse:
So are you a Bmman on a mission
or a Asalesman on commission,
and am I acGquaintance or acquiCsition to Dyou?F#
You say you just Bmwant to help the helpless,
and on its Asurface that sounds selfless,
but your central F#purpose is to Emhelp us help Cyou.G
Solo:
EmCFCGD6FCGEmD6CEm
Bridge:
I iF#magine that if one
sub Bmscribes to Emdoctrine that deCfies good Gsense,
a rising subBmscription Emrate improves one’s CconfiDdence,
and everyone Amyou convince is proof in Emits deCfense,
as if populGariAmty amounts to EmevidCence.
But contrast the Gempty Ampews in church this FSunday Chence
with the Fcrowds at the beach
who have Cheard the Good News of the
Chorus:
GChurch of the EmLatter CDays of ASummer.
CBlessed are the Amsurfers—let them Fbaptize Cme.
And I’ll Emworship Our CLady of FConstant CSunburn.
She’s the Gone true goddamn Cthing,
the Emone true goddamn Cthing,
the Gone true goddamn D6thing I can beFlieve.C