DNibblin' on sponge cake,
Dwatchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with A7oil.
A7Strummin' my six string
A7On my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp
They're beginnin' to DboilD7.
GWasted aAway again in MargaDritaville,D7GSearchin' for my Alost shaker of Dsalt.D7GSome people Aclaim that there's a
DWoAman to Gblame,
But I A7know it's nobody's Dfault.
DDon't know the reason,
DStayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tatA7too.
But it's a real A7beauty,
A Mexican A7cutie, how it got here
I haven't a Dclue.D7(Chorus)
DI blew out my flip flop,
DStepped on a pop top,
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back A7home.
But there's A7booze in the blender,
And soon it will A7render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang Don.D7(Chorus)