Apartment 34

Intro:
Em B Em

Verse:
They do the cooking in the Embathtub
They have a corner on the Bstreet
They don’t notice what their Bhair does
They ain’t concerned with missin’ Emteeth

They have a thing for old EmCamaros
That ain’t runnin’ anyAmmore
And if wonder what that Emsmell is
BThat’d be apartment Em34

Verse:
Daddy rarely wears a Emt-shirt
’cept for metal bands he Blikes
Sometimes you see him on the Bhighway
Ridin’ a Little Mermaid Embike

Mommy’s yelling at the Emneighbors
Don't you look at me no Ammore
If you ever have to Emwonder
BIt’s apartment Em34

Chorus:
In apartment Am34
In apartment Em34
What can you say they are aBmazing
The sort you never knew beEmfore

In apartment Am34
In apartment Em34
If you’re wonderin’ where Bhell is
Try apartment Em34

Verse:
Sometimes you see ’em in the Emalley
Sometimes you won’t see them for Bweeks
Sometimes they’re asking you for Bmoney
Sometimes they’re offering you Emweed

If they ever hear a Emsiren
They run a barricade the Amdoor
And it’s better not to Bquestion
The goings on in Em34

(Chorus)