You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

Verse 1:
You're the Areason I'm ridin' around on recapped tires
And you're the Areason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires 

Chorus:
And you're the Dreason our kids are ugly, little darling
Ah, but Elooks ain't everything 
And Emoney ain't everything 
But, I love you just the Asame

Verse:
You're the Areason I changed to beer from soda pop
And you're the Areason I never get to go to the beauty shop

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Bridge:
I Dguess that we won't ever have, Aeverything we need
'Cause Bwhen we get ahead, it's got aEnother mouth to feed

Verse 3:
And that's the Areason my good looks and my figure's gone
And that's the Areason I ain't got no hair to comb

(Chorus)