You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

Time: 4/4 Key: A

Verse 1:

You're the Areason I'm ridin' around on recapped tires And you're the Areason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires

Chorus:

And you're the Dreason our kids are ugly, little darling Ah, but Elooks ain't everything And Emoney ain't everything But, I love you just the Asame

Verse:

You're the Areason I changed to beer from soda pop And you're the Areason I never get to go to the beauty shop (Chorus)

Bridge:

I Dguess that we won't ever have, Aeverything we need 'Cause Bwhen we get ahead, it's got aEnother mouth to feed

Verse 3:

And that's the Areason my good looks and my figure's gone And that's the Areason I ain't got no hair to comb (Chorus)