You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

Time: 4/4 Key: A

Verse 1:

You're the Areason I'm ridin' around on recapped tires And you're the Areason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires


And you're the Dreason our kids are ugly, little darling Ah, but Elooks ain't everything And Emoney ain't everything But, I love you just the Asame


You're the Areason I changed to beer from soda pop And you're the Areason I never get to go to the beauty shop (Chorus)


I Dguess that we won't ever have, Aeverything we need 'Cause Bwhen we get ahead, it's got aEnother mouth to feed

Verse 3:

And that's the Areason my good looks and my figure's gone And that's the Areason I ain't got no hair to comb (Chorus)